 yourface4427
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 12 Posts
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009 9:27:27 PM
The groom acts like his wedding was the opening skit for saturday night live =D |
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 RVIsh
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
150 Posts
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Sunday, November 08, 2009 1:31:24 PM
An even better version of this: Parents married at sons funeral |
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 omgwtfcj
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
46 Posts
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Friday, November 06, 2009 9:09:17 AM
No no no, inside of the coffin is the love suite. It was all they could afford. Then when she crushes him, they won't have to move his body. |
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 Frogtango
Male, 13-17, Europe
1592 Posts
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Friday, November 06, 2009 6:35:45 AM
A second after this photo was taken the balloon bride actidentally fell backwards and crushed every bone in the poor boys body. |
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 belunan
Male, 30-39, Western US
497 Posts
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Friday, November 06, 2009 1:18:20 AM
"From Lionhart2
> belunan
> Q: Why do husbands usually die before their wives?A. They die in self-defense." I LOLed at this. @Concetra Not it's not a rhetorical question. It's half a joke. Given that the second half was a punch line, aka an answer, it's not rhetorical. Grow a sense of humor. |
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 fishgul69
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
162 Posts
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Friday, November 06, 2009 12:14:09 AM
uhh congratu-sorry for your loss...? |
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 trp712
Male, 13-17, Australia
1413 Posts
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 11:52:42 PM
That took me awhile to get...For once, I hope it's fake. |
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 boogersunite
Male, 13-17, Australia
179 Posts
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 11:49:17 PM
im pretty sure teh guys dead.... |
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 BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
2107 Posts
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 11:48:54 PM
o0??? |
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 KenshinTW
Male, 18-29, S. America
38 Posts
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 9:36:31 PM
lol its a funeral/wedding |
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 Shellie84
Female, 18-29, Australia
3658 Posts
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 8:31:40 PM
why on earth would you have a coffin at your wedding?? |
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 RAGEMONSTER
Male, 18-29, Western US
180 Posts
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 6:31:26 PM
Shes only going to get bigger. |
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k10josumm
Male, 13-17, Western US
327 Posts
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 5:24:30 PM
zoneking you sound like a beastiality fetish guy trying to justify his wackoazzself. |
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 Blitzdrache
Male, 13-17, Southern US
152 Posts
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 5:06:05 PM
He's a gold digger. |
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 akijade
Female, 18-29, Western US
642 Posts
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 4:42:29 PM
I was so confused for a minute. Until I noticed the coffin. |
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 MountainBord
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
248 Posts
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 4:41:38 PM
till death do they part |
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 zoneking
Male, 30-39, Canada
81 Posts
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 4:29:41 PM
Now now square... don't be so abrasive. You speak of cows as though the word was a negative thing. Cows have larger breasts, and because of their size several other things are of benefit as well.1. Their private part is snugger from lack of use
2. their sex-drive is higher from lack of sex in general
3. in case of an affair, the cow is much more likely to accept the husband back for fear of dying alone
4. oral sex is much better, they treat it like they're gonna EAT it
5. In case of emergency (nuclear holocaust etc) you have a ready supply of blubber for oil lamps and cooking, as well as a large quantity of meat.
6. They make an excellent floatation device. So there you have it folks... cows are where it's at! |
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 npdarren
Male, 18-29, Western US
253 Posts
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 4:26:50 PM
"Q: Why do husbands usually die before their wives?"Because they want to. |
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 OrangeCrow
Female, 18-29, Western US
928 Posts
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 4:19:30 PM
What is going on here... O.o |
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 AcidicLemons
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
224 Posts
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 4:11:30 PM
o__o? What about those lights? What kind of look were they going for, here? |
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 yellowsquare
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
1445 Posts
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 3:40:48 PM
Man, it's near scientific fact that all skinny white guys marry cows, if you go by the amount of photographic evidence posted on IAB.Not once have I seen a hot bride on this site. Nor a hot groom, come to think of it... |
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 Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
5383 Posts
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 2:50:06 PM
> belunan
> Q: Why do husbands usually die before their wives?A. They die in self-defense. |
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 Chaos7
Male, 18-29, Western US
649 Posts
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 2:19:57 PM
Wait: Christmas Lights, Coffin and Wedding?Mixed atmosphere. X( |
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 Concetra
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1019 Posts
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 1:10:54 PM
Q: Why do husbands usually die before their wives?is that a rhetorical question? |
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belunan
Male, 30-39, Western US
497 Posts
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 12:20:27 PM
Q: Why do husbands usually die before their wives?
A: Because they want to. |
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